William Hung and the Singapore Idols

William Hung and Singapore Idols

William Hung has change the world in a unique way.

The military has discovered the latest torture device in William Hung.
They torture their prisoners by playing his songs non-stop over the air all day long.
"Please, please, not another song. I rather be hung! Ok Ok, I confess."
Now the human rights groups are getting busy investigation such allegations.

William has contribute to the world of literature.
In him, we found a nice metaphor:
"You sing as well as William Hung."
Is that a compliment?"
Yea, yea, absolutely, you stupid!"

Simon Cowell is a maestro in the art of insulting the maestro. If you
hear him say, "William Hung can sing better than you, can shake his
bon bon better than you," remember I'm his speech writer for this one.

In Singapore, for lack of creative original ideas, we saw what
American did and we followed, copied, plagiarised.
We had the Singapore Idol Contest! Big deal.

When the judge asked them why they want to join the contest,
they said, "I want to be the William Hung of Singapore!"
They must have mistaken it to be the Singapore Idiot.
Can you tell the difference between 'idol', 'idle' and 'idiot'?

If you can't be the best winner, you can be the best loser!
Bad, badder, bast!
Bad is good.
Michael Jackson said so. He said, "I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad'.
Badder than William Hung?
You bet.
I hope he don't get hung by the jury.