Saturday, May 01, 2004

The Next Bestsellers

The Next Best Sellers

Do you want to write the next best selling books in Singapore? As a trend watcher in book titles, here's my prediction. Well, if you are writing it, dont' forget to mention my name.

1. I Slept with William Hung (in my dreams)

2. Everything you want to know about William Hung

3. William Hung Says - The famous sayings of the most well known Chinese in modern times

4. Simon Cowell Says (What's American idol without Simon Cowell?)

5. Yes Minister - Everything you want to know about our New Prime Minister

6. Work Not enough (inspired by Money Not Enough)

7. Excuse Me, Are you a Singaporean Writer?

8. Move Aside Metrosexual - The Revenge of the Geek

9. Mastering Singlish in 30 Hours

10. The Dictionary of Political Correctness (PC)
e.g don't say skinny. Say Slim
e.g don't say fat. Say overweight
e.g don't say 'that's weird'. Say, "that's interesting"

11. The loser's Guide to Winning an Election - Learn it from the winners!

12. Poems for Obituary (People expires everyday. Everyone needs a poem on the last day)

13. Miss Singapore Universe Q&A - A 10-year series Questions with model answers

14. Dictionary of Acronyms

15. A Course in Ethical Scamming. (inspired by ethical hacking). A sucker is born every minute. A sucker a day won't keep the scammer away.

16. An Idiot's Guide to passing the Exam with 'A's.

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