Children Say the Darnest Thing

Kids Say the Darnest Things
My 5-year old girl was sitting at the loo, during her own business.
She watched with fascination as the 'hotdog' ejects itself slowly from her ass.
"Look, daddy, my poo-poo is like banana", she exclaimed.
What a discovery.

Later my 3-year old girl and my 4-year old girl was watching the TV program 'Bold and Beautiful'.
In one of the scene, a couple was about to be married.
Suddenly, my 4-year old said "Daddy, I want to marry".
"Who's your boy friend?". I just played along with her.
"Marry who?", I asked
"I Marry you", my daughter said to me.
The younger girl who is mummy's darling girl was not to be outdone.
She boldly declared, "I marry Mummy".

"You are apple of my eyes", I declare to the younger girl.
With a wink, she replied, "You are the orange of my eyes"

"Stop telling lies", I told Marie.
"Ok, I'll wash the lies from my mouth", she answered.

I wonder where did she learn to say like that.