Children Say the Darnest Thing

Children Say the Darnest Thing
"How come Mummy got milk, and your breast don't have milk?", I asked my 4-year old daughter.
"The milk is in my brain", she replied.

At one time, she was having a stomach ache.
While sitting at the toilet bowl to relief herself, she declared,
"I have a baby inside my stomach!"
"Can I see the baby?", I asked her.
"Yes, must cut the stomach open".
"So clever", I said.