Babies Wanted

Babies Wanted

The govt complaints that we are not producing enough babies. I think I know why.

I remembered in Sec 3 when we were learning biography and there was a chapter on the human anatomy.
The teacher skipped that chapter. That goes my sex education. There's no sex education in my days. Pornography is censored. How are the people going to learn how to produce babies?

Or maybe they are not fcuking hard enough.

Do you know that out of every 4 babies born, one is aborted. We have one of the highest abortion rate in the world. Isn't it time to launch the 'Save the babies' campaign?

I got the impression that they want us to stop at 3. Cos they don't give the 4th child Edusave.
I got the impression that they only want smart babies, not stupid. How come the SDS and SDU only accept O level graduates and above?

What's the solution?
1. Let give away some goodies. Like free viagra. A year supply of viagra for those age 40 and above.
2. Married couples are not allowed to buy condom. Make it a control item. You can only it by doctor's prescription.
3. 9-month National Service for women.
4. Import foreign talent who can produce.

Well, you don't need a million dollar salary brain to generate these ideas. You can take it. Just send me some peanuts.